So my dad installed this “professional creative suite” on the computer, probably because he thinks it will make me into a “well-adjusted, productive member of society.” HA. Joke’s on him.
I made a picture of myself flying a jet-powered wagon attacking the school bus. Then I added a layer of fire. Then I changed my head to a tyrannosaur. Then the program crashed. I lost everything. This is the kind of tyranny that makes me want to move to Mars and start my own country. (Hobbes says: “You forgot to save, Calvin.”) I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAVE. IT SHOULD KNOW HOW AWESOME MY WORK IS. Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection -Calvin and Hobbes-
I tried to edit a stop-motion film of Hobbes eating my last bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Premiere Pro has about 18,000 windows. I clicked one called “Render.” Now my computer has been thinking for three hours. Hobbes says the computer is having an existential crisis. I agree. So my dad installed this “professional creative suite”
Here’s a humorous, stylized “review” of Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection , written as if Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes ) had to turn in a software review for school—complete with Hobbes’s interjections. Adobe Creative Suite 5.5 Master Collection Reviewer: Calvin (age 6, self-taught “multimedia tyrant”) Co-Reviewer: Hobbes (stuffed tiger, actual voice of reason) Calvin’s Review (as scrawled in crayon, then angry pencil): “This software is a TOTAL RIP-OFF. And also kind of awesome. But mostly a rip-off.” Then I added a layer of fire