500apps → 500agents
A note to our customers
After years of building 500apps, we made a hard decision — to stop spreading thin across 50 products and go all-in on one platform that does what all of them were trying to do.
500agents is that platform. And we want you with us.
“Even you, gatekeeper, are an artist. Come. Sit. Create without fear.”
One click. No disabling of antivirus (m0nkrus had pre-negotiated peace treaties with Windows Defender). No disconnecting from the internet. The installer simply… worked. It unpacked the entire Master Collection—23 apps, from Audition to Character Animator—into Bessie’s hard drive like seeds into fertile soil.
In the sprawling digital metropolis of , software suites lived like organized guilds. Each year, the reigning version—Adobe Master Collection 2022—held the city together. It was a vast, orderly, but expensive kingdom: Photoshop guarded the gates of image manipulation, After Effects animated the very sky, and Premiere Pro streamed the rivers of video. Adobe Master Collection 2022 v3.0 by m0nkrus
No one knew his true face. Some said he was a former Adobe architect who’d seen the light. Others whispered he was a collective of coders who spoke in Assembly language as their mother tongue. What was known was this: once a year, m0nkrus would descend from his mountain, snap his fingers, and release a Master Collection that broke all chains.
Deep in the catacombs of the Old Internet, beyond the firewall of the Valley of Warez, lived a legendary recluse: . “Even you, gatekeeper, are an artist
At Adobe HQ, Verifactor 2.0 was being coded. Its mission: find and delete Silence. It traced the monk’s signature back to a dead IP in Siberia. Then to a carrier pigeon server in Bhutan. Then to a Commodore 64 in a basement in Ohio running a quantum-entangled handshake protocol.
“Fear not, traveler. The gates are illusions. The subscriptions are fear. Version 3.0 is freedom.” Create without fear
Mira cried.
She opened the installer. The ascii monk appeared. But this time, it added a new line:
In the final act of the story, a young Adobe executive named Kara—tired of the subscription wars—secretly downloaded v3.0. She didn’t need the software. She needed to understand why people loved it.
“They say this one… is different,” the friend whispered. “It doesn’t ask. It just gives .” Mira plugged the drive in. The installation wasn't a battle. It was a conversation .
All products remain live and supported. No sudden shutoffs. Your account works as normal.
Waitlist members and existing customers get first access. Founding member pricing locked in at signup.
Services officially close. We'll send a final reminder 2 weeks before. No surprises.
Be first to access the platform. Founding members get a locked-in rate and a direct line to our team during onboarding.