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Leo reached for his keyboard. His hand hovered over the Uninstall button.

He’d seen the teaser on a dark forum. Not the kind of forum for hackers, but for the lonely. The ones who had everything automated except a reason to smile. Bartender wasn't a program. It was a promise.

"Who the hell are you?" Leo’s hand hovered over his keyboard.

Tonight, though, was different. Tonight, he was going to download Bartender 8.01. Bartender 8.01 Download

And Leo told him. About the deadline he’d missed because his junior dev pushed bad code. About the voicemail from his mom he’d ignored for three days. About the girl at the coffee shop who smiled at him last Tuesday and how he’d pretended not to see it because smiling back felt like a vulnerability he couldn't afford.

Leo grabbed his jacket. For the first time in months, he didn't check his notifications first. The door clicked shut behind him.

Leo looked at his monitors. His code was still paused mid-function. His Slack was orange with mentions. The real world was waiting to disappoint him. Leo reached for his keyboard

Leo hated how accurate that was. "I talk to JIRA tickets."

The shaker icon on the screen seemed to smile.

"I’m Bartender 8.01," the man said, pulling a gleaming glass from thin air. "But you can call me Eights. Everyone does. You look like you haven't talked to anyone in a week." Not the kind of forum for hackers, but for the lonely

"This is nice," Leo admitted after an hour. "But you're not real. You're a very elaborate chatbot with a visual skin."

Leo stared at the glass. It was empty now.