Emma had tapped it like she was knocking on a door. The manual said: One gentle tap. Wait for ‘0.0’ to appear. Then step on.

But she opened it.

Emma and the Silent Scale

“Why won’t you speak to me?” she whispered to the scale.

She stepped on. appeared. The scale beeped softly. It worked.

A PDF appeared. She sighed. “A manual? For a scale? It’s just a flat thing you stand on.”

Emma laughed. “You weren’t broken,” she told the scale. “I just didn’t read your story.”

The scale, of course, didn’t answer. Because Emma had done what most of us do: she had thrown away the Bedienungsanleitung (instruction manual) the moment she unboxed it.