Brahmanandam - Comedy Ringtones

Over the next three hours, Srinu witnessed madness.

“Srinu! Your soul’s music is… nothing!” Uncle boomed, snatching the phone. “We need transformation! Total, complete, ultimate transformation! Come! To the ringtone lab!”

One day, while stuck in a legendary traffic jam near Ameerpet, Srinu’s phone erupted with “Digital Dawn.” A passing auto-rickshaw driver, whose mustache was bigger than his vehicle, leaned out and yelled, “Ey babu! That sound is not a ringtone, it’s a crime against humanity! Even a dead donkey would kick you for that!” brahmanandam comedy ringtones

And somewhere, the real Brahmanandam — the legend himself — probably smiled, adjusted his checked shirt, and muttered, “Ee pilla bachcha naaku sari ayina competitor ochadu…” (This young fellow… a worthy competitor has arrived.)

For this, Uncle put on a fake black eye-patch made from a bindi. He whispered menacingly: “Nuvvu chala tappu chesav… nee ringtone chala tappu… ippudu nene nee ringtone!” (You have made a big mistake… your ringtone is a big mistake… now I am your ringtone!) Then he laughed — “KiKiKiKiiiiii!” — a sound so shrill that a lizard fell off the wall. Over the next three hours, Srinu witnessed madness

Humiliated, Srinu decided to consult the only person he knew who could fix anything: his eccentric, seventy-something uncle, Brahmanandam. Brahmanandam wasn’t just a namesake of the legendary comedian; he genuinely believed he was the legendary comedian. He wore oversized checked shirts, had a permanent squint, and spoke in a frantic, high-pitched stutter.

As for Uncle Brahmanandam, he sat under the staircase, recording new ones. His next hit? “Ring ring… evarrakumar… phone lepu… ledante ninnu leputha!” (Ring ring… whoever you are… pick up… or else I’ll pick you up!) “We need transformation

Uncle wrapped a towel around his head, rang a bicycle bell as a temple bell, and chanted: “Om… ring-toneswara… chukkalu chudandi… phone lepadandi… ledante malli digital dawn vintaru!” (Oh lord of ringtones… look at the stars… pick up the phone… or else you’ll hear Digital Dawn again!) This ended with him pretending to faint.