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The dialogue feels forced, with characters spouting off clichéd one-liners that are meant to be humorous but fall flat. The chemistry between the leads is nonexistent, making their romance feel like a chore to watch.

The plot, if you can call it that, revolves around a successful radio host (played by an actor who seems to be trying out a Robert De Niro impression) who uses his on-air persona to seduce women, only to find himself falling for a free-spirited artist (think "quirky" with a capital Q). What ensues is a predictable, cringeworthy romance that tries to pass off its lack of depth as "raw" and "honest." Download -18 - The Love Machine -2016- UNRATED ...

I must admit, I went into "The Love Machine" with fairly low expectations, and unfortunately, the film did little to surprise me. This unrated, presumably "edgy" take on modern dating feels more like a lazy, formulaic attempt at capturing the attention of a younger audience. The dialogue feels forced, with characters spouting off

Unless you're a die-hard fan of shallow, unoriginal romantic comedies, there's little reason to watch "The Love Machine." Even then, you might find yourself checking your phone halfway through. What ensues is a predictable, cringeworthy romance that

Perhaps the biggest disappointment is the wasted potential. With a premise that could have explored the darker side of modern dating and the objectification of women, "The Love Machine" instead settles for shallow, titillating humor that quickly grows tiresome.

2/5 stars