Earth Fathers Are Weird Epub Online

Weird? Yes. Surprisingly heartfelt? Absolutely. 🧵 Option 3: The "Elevator Pitch" (For Twitter/X or Bluesky) Thread Starter: "He was abducted by a giant space squid. The squid asked him to be a stay-at-home dad. He said yes.

You will cry over the emotional growth of a fictional sea-star creature. earth fathers are weird epub

Max is a Navy officer having a very bad day. He gets sucked into space, dumped on an alien ship, and told he’s going to be "processed." Absolutely

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 5 Tentacles. Trope: Alien abduction but make it domestic bliss . He said yes

Lyn Gala takes the "scary alien" trope and flips it on its head. The horror isn't the alien; it's the emotions . Askik is massive, tentacled, and could kill a human by accident, yet he spends the book worrying if he’s a good dad. Max is a hardened soldier who melts the second a baby squid wraps a tentacle around his finger.

The alien isn't a monster. He's an overwhelmed single parent named Askik who lost his own offspring. Max is given a choice: Help raise a brood of floating, egg-laying, psychic space toddlers... or get spaced.