Familia Moderna 1x15 → <OFFICIAL>

She stared at him. Then, despite herself, she laughed. He pulled her up, and they slow-danced in the chemical fog, stepping on a forgotten bag of potato chips.

They leaned over the sleeping baby and kissed.

"You know," she said, refilling his water. "My first boyfriend gave me a potato. Baked. He said it was 'the heart of the earth.' I cried for a week. But now? I'm a waitress. And he works at a potato factory. So really, I won." Familia Moderna 1x15

Jay, tying his tie in the mirror, grunted. "Good. Saved me ten bucks on a limo. We're going to a steakhouse. Just us. No teenage moping allowed."

Manny flung the door open. "You don't understand! My soul is a dark forest, and Zoe is the sun that refuses to rise." She stared at him

Meanwhile, at the Dunphy house, chaos was a three-ring circus.

Gloria kissed Jay's cheek, leaving a lipstick mark. "You see? He's an artist. We will take him. The waitress at the steakhouse has a mustache. Very romantic." They leaned over the sleeping baby and kissed

"Next year," Claire said, "let's just go to a movie."

Phil had spent two hours building an elaborate, pop-up "Sensual Sky Lounge" in the attic—complete with a fog machine, a star projector, and a single inflatable chair shaped like a heart.

Jay sighed. "I'm ordering a very large scotch."