Farm Taxes - Attack On — Titan Part 2 -hforgods-

The visceral horror of a "Lien Titan." Skip it if: You don't find spreadsheets suspenseful.

By forcing the Scouts to file quarterly estimated taxes while fighting Pure Titans, HforGods highlights the absurd, crushing weight of adult responsibility. When Mikasa yells, "We can't use ODM gear in the turnip fields—it destroys the crop rotation!" you feel the desperation. Farm Taxes - Attack On Titan Part 2 -HforGods-

Picking up immediately after the basement reveal, Farm Taxes Part 2 abandons the Marleyan invasion for a far more terrifying villain: . The visceral horror of a "Lien Titan

HforGods brilliantly re-contextualizes the series. The "Beast Titan" isn't Zeke; it's the . The "Armored Titan" is a metaphor for the unbreakable shield of limited liability . Picking up immediately after the basement reveal, Farm

What did you think of HforGods’ take? Is Eren justified in flattening the world to avoid an estate tax? Sound off in the comments below—before the Cart Titan audits your comment history. Disclaimer: This is a satirical analysis of a hypothetical fan concept. No Titans or Farmers were actually audited in the making of this post.

The story pivots to Historia Reiss. Now that the truth of the Founding Titan is out, the remnants of the Wall Cult and the interior MPs reveal that the Reiss family hasn't filed a farm income return in over 107 years. That’s right—while the Walls were falling, the Reiss estate was sitting on prime agricultural land (thanks to Rod’s secret tunnels) without paying a single shekel in property tax.