“I want you to debate ,” Ino corrected. “Conflict is engagement. Engagement is revenue. Revenue buys more explosive tags for Tenten.”
Ino spread her hands. “A cross-platform media empire. Live streams, short-form video, exclusive interviews. We call it Shinobi Scrolls: Unfiltered . First episode: ‘Sakura vs. Tsunade: Who Really Invented the Strength of a Hundred Seal?’”
Tenten nodded vigorously.
“I invested it in pachinko futures,” Tsunade corrected, sitting down. “Which is why I’m now producing a reality show. Shizune, the papers.”
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. “So what do you suggest, Ino?” “I want you to debate ,” Ino corrected
“What?” Hinata blinked. “They’re very photogenic radishes.”
Temari of the Sand, who had followed Ino in, dropped a soundproof seal on the table. “Agreed. I’ve been doing Desert Storm Diaries for six months. We’re pulling thirty thousand listeners an episode. Last week I interviewed a jonin who claims he can talk to squirrels. The audience ate it up.” Revenue buys more explosive tags for Tenten
Sakura Haruno slammed her laptop shut. “I’m telling you, the algorithm hates medical ninjutsu. I posted a flawless chakra scalpel tutorial and got seventeen likes. Seventeen!”
“You also gambled away your village’s emergency fund,” Sakura muttered. We call it Shinobi Scrolls: Unfiltered