Rockstar didn't just throw a shoddy emulator wrapper on this. The PC port (available on Amazon or key resellers, though sadly delisted from Steam in some regions) adapts the touch mechanics brilliantly. Instead of scratching a DS screen to hotwire a car, you mash the space bar or click a mini-game with your mouse.

Play with headphones. The soundtrack is a banger of Chinese flutes mixed with trap beats.

This is where the PC version shines. You buy weed, coke, or heroin from a dealer, stash it in your trunk, and sell it across town where the price is higher. The market fluctuates based on the news and police crackdowns.

If you can find a copy on the Rockstar Launcher, grab it. Otherwise, the iOS version with a controller is great—but for the true experience? You might need to sail the high seas for a "no-CD" patch. I’m not advocating piracy, but I am advocating for game preservation. Rockstar has largely abandoned this port. Verdict: Should you play it? Yes. If you are burned out on GTA Online ’s flying rocket bikes and just want a tight, 15-hour story with snappy dialogue, Chinatown Wars is a breath of smoggy, Liberty City air.

When you think of Grand Theft Auto on PC, your mind probably jumps straight to GTA V with its 4K mods, or the legendary San Andreas with its hot coffee controversy. But tucked away in the shadow of those giants is a quirky, top-down masterpiece that most PC gamers completely missed: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars .

Once you get over the initial "why does this look like a PS2 game from above?" feeling, the gameplay hooks you harder than a heroin deal gone wrong. If you’ve only played 3D GTAs, Chinatown Wars will feel alien. The protagonist, Huang Lee, isn't trying to save the world; he’s trying to avenge his father’s death and reclaim a stolen sword. But the real star of the show is the drug trading minigame .

Have you played Chinatown Wars on PC? Or did you forget this port existed? Let me know in the comments below!

It respects your time. There is no "follow the train, CJ." There are no unskippable cutscenes. It is pure, distilled GTA : steal car, deliver drugs, shoot triad, repeat.

Originally released on the Nintendo DS and later PSP, this title finally made its way to iOS and—crucially—the via a digital download. And let me tell you: this might be the most underrated GTA experience you can have with a mouse and keyboard right now. The "Handheld Curse" on PC Let’s address the elephant in the room. Chinatown Wars was built for dual screens and stylus taps. So, does it hold up on a single monitor?

8.5/10 Minus 1 point for the DRM headache, plus 0.5 for the incredible mouse-controlled drug minigame.