(Smiles) Saab, paani ko tape nahi pata, usko sirf rasta pata hai.
Don’t worry! I will put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. That dries paper scientifically.
(To Sharma Ji) See? He will drive that poor man crazy. hindi comedy skit script pdf
Plumber? I fix everything in this house. Give me the wrench.
(Getting up slowly) I agree with the plumber. Mohan, you have Vyaadhi of perfection. Relax. Let the washer be loose. Let the frame be crooked. Life is a jugaad, not a CNC machine. (Smiles) Saab, paani ko tape nahi pata, usko
Saab, washer 10 ka hai. Aapke lectures sunne ka rent 490 hai. Total 500.
(Looking at the wet book and his wet clothes) Sorry? I am sorry… that I didn’t become a plumber. That dries paper scientifically
(Screaming) Aaaah! Pani! Pani! Plumber! You didn’t close the main line!
Jai Hind, Memsaab. Main aaya, jo tap tap raha tha, woh ab band hoga. (Looks at Mohan) Aap owner saab?
MOHAN! My new story book! The one I borrowed from the library!
Don’t get philosophical. And wear shoe covers. My floor has a 98% shine index. Page 2: The Conflict (Plumber goes toward the bathroom. Mohan follows him with the ruler.)