(Montage: Couple eating instant noodles, calendar pages flying, a screaming baby, a leaking pipe.) VO: Year 1: Cute. Year 5: Exhausting. Year 10: Is this house even yours?
Coming to streaming and select breakdowns-in-the-carpet sections in late 2024.
(Screen glitches. Music turns to tense synth. A banker slides a contract across a table with a villainous smile.) Banker: Just sign here. It’s only your entire future.
“We wanted to make a film where the villain isn’t a person—it’s compound interest.”
Logline: A young couple’s dream of owning their first home turns into a comedic nightmare as they navigate hidden fees, ruthless bankers, and the ultimate question: Are they buying a home or a lifetime of debt?