I-ll Be Hole For Christmas -2024-02-23-08 Min Instant

Not down the interstate. Down into the ground.

| Home | Hole | |------|------| | Requires cleaning | Requires only a flashlight | | Guests may appear | Guests cannot fit | | Expected to cook | Expected to survive on cheese and crackers | | Emotional labor | Emotional dirt (easy to sweep away) | I-ll Be Hole for Christmas -2024-02-23-08 Min

And that’s not sad. That’s sustainable. Originally drafted on 2024-02-23. Revised for the holiday season. Stay safe. Stay slightly underground. Not down the interstate

A hole is not a cave. A cave has tourism potential. A hole is humble. A hole is yours. It might be a blanket fort at 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve. It might be a basement workshop where you fix old radios while everyone else argues about politics upstairs. It might be the emotional foxhole you dig after the third family member asks, “So, are you seeing anyone?” Let’s compare: That’s sustainable