Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 13 -

Kris raised her Diet Coke. “To family. To resilience. And to owning the word ‘spark’ before she does.”

“Blast?” Scott laughed. “Sounds like a cheap energy drink for dads who grill.”

“Rob,” Kim said, “we need you to choose.”

“It’s Blast by Blac Chyna, ” Kim hissed. Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13

“I do want to be a farmer,” Kendall said. “But I also want to be right. And right now, you’re all being dramatic.”

But Kim was already pacing. “This isn’t just perfume. This is psychological warfare. Rob is dating her. She has a baby with my brother. And now she’s releasing a scent called ‘Blast’ the same week we drop ‘Heart’? It’s a direct attack on our brand’s emotional core.”

“Choose what?” he mumbled, sauce on his chin. Kris raised her Diet Coke

Khloé stood up so fast her chair flipped backward. “You have got to be kidding me. The woman who named her eyelash line ‘Lashtastic’ is coming for our olfactory empire?”

Cut to: sitting in her office like a silver-haired CEO from a dystopian film. She wore a white blazer so sharp it could cut glass.

“Chyna,” Khloé replied, her voice dripping with passive aggression. “Cute cup. Does it come with a side of intellectual property theft?” And to owning the word ‘spark’ before she does

“I’m not a traitor,” Kylie said. “I’m a realist.”

Rob let out a huge sigh of relief. “Can we please just have dinner together now?”

Kim gasped. “You traitor.”

“She stole our peace, Rob!” Khloé yelled. “She stole our Q3 fragrance projections!”

Kendall, who had been trying to look like a supermodel ignoring a peasant, leaned in. “I thought we canceled that. The lawsuit over the ‘Kimberly’ scent was boring.”