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★☆☆☆☆ (1/5 – For completists only. Drink a Jägermeister first. Or three.)
If the 1970s West German sex film industry had a sweaty, beer-soaked ground zero, it would be the Lass jucken, Kumpel series. The second installment, Das Bullenkloster (literally "The Bull Monastery"—a pun on a convent), delivers exactly what the title promises: a relentless, lowbrow assault of double entendres, nudity, and slapstick that feels like a stag party at a Renaissance fair.
If you want a genuinely clever German sex comedy, watch Schoolgirl Report . If you want to feel like you need a shower and a history degree to explain why you watched it, Das Bullenkloster is your film. Prost? No. Nein .
Genre: Sexploitation / Erotic Comedy / Klamauk Director: Franz Marischka
The film follows the amorous misadventures of a group of miners (the "Kumpel" of the title) who, after a series of workplace mishaps involving a donkey and a barrel of schnapps, end up hiding out in a remote monastery. The twist? It’s not a monastery at all, but a covert brothel run by a defrocked monk. Cue a parade of lusty “nuns,” incompetent police, and the miners trying to keep their cover while... well, not keeping any covers on.
★☆☆☆☆ (1/5 – For completists only. Drink a Jägermeister first. Or three.)
If the 1970s West German sex film industry had a sweaty, beer-soaked ground zero, it would be the Lass jucken, Kumpel series. The second installment, Das Bullenkloster (literally "The Bull Monastery"—a pun on a convent), delivers exactly what the title promises: a relentless, lowbrow assault of double entendres, nudity, and slapstick that feels like a stag party at a Renaissance fair.
If you want a genuinely clever German sex comedy, watch Schoolgirl Report . If you want to feel like you need a shower and a history degree to explain why you watched it, Das Bullenkloster is your film. Prost? No. Nein .
Genre: Sexploitation / Erotic Comedy / Klamauk Director: Franz Marischka
The film follows the amorous misadventures of a group of miners (the "Kumpel" of the title) who, after a series of workplace mishaps involving a donkey and a barrel of schnapps, end up hiding out in a remote monastery. The twist? It’s not a monastery at all, but a covert brothel run by a defrocked monk. Cue a parade of lusty “nuns,” incompetent police, and the miners trying to keep their cover while... well, not keeping any covers on.
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