(ignoring him) His name is Jeffrey. He works in “synergy.” He will handle our social media, our blood delivery logistics, and our rivalries with the werewolf pack. He uses spreadsheets.
(finally freeing himself, splintering the doorframe) I like the new one. He has the soul of a conqueror. But smaller. And with less bloodshed. And a lunch break.
GUIDILLERMO (30s, exhausted) enters with a mop and a bucket of what looks suspiciously like holy water. Lo que Hacemos en las Sombras 6x1
A 401(k)? Is that a new type of stake? I once knew a 401(k). She was a Hungarian countess. Very flexible neck.
Laszlo leans in, sniffs Jeffrey.
Jeffrey’s eye twitches for the first time.
Guillermo takes the mop. Lifts it. Then slowly lowers it. (ignoring him) His name is Jeffrey
(to himself) I killed the Baron. I survived the Sire. And I am being replaced by a man named Jeffrey who uses the word “actionable.”