Malayalam Monoact Script -

(Picks up a newspaper, reads aloud) "Man dies waiting for pension." (folds paper slowly) That could be me. But my headline would be smaller. Page 7. "Clerk expires between files. Bench remains unmoved."

(He picks up the phone, dials, speaks in a monotone) "Sir, bench shift file... athu... yes. Waiting for your approval. Hm? Hm. Hm. Yes, sir." (keeps the phone down) He said, "Do the needful." What need? Whose need? The bench doesn't need to move. The bench is happy. I am not.

(Gets up, walks to the front of the stage) I am Chandran. Fifty-three years. Twenty-nine years, seven months, and eleven days in this department. My only promotion: from 'bench-sitter' to 'bench-file-handler'.

(Blackout.) Would you like a shorter version, a comedy version, or a female monologue adaptation of this?

(Puts phone down. Stares at the portrait of Bharat Mata.) You look tired too, Amma. All these files. All this paper. If we burned all the files in this office, we could cook lunch for the whole state. But no—files are holy. Paper is god. And we are its priests. Lonely, underpaid priests.

(Sits back down. Opens a file. Reads.) "Action initiated. Pending further action." (closes file slowly) My autobiography. Same title.

A slow, humid Monday afternoon. [Script begins] CHANDRAN (sitting, adjusting his glasses, staring at a file) "File number 124/23... Regarding the shifting of a bench from the east side of the veranda to the west side." (laughs dryly) ഇതിന് രണ്ടു വർഷമായി. Two years. This bench hasn't moved. But the file has travelled—section to section, table to table. Like a pilgrim. A bench pilgrim.

(He picks up his bag, looks at the phone once, then at the files. Smiles. Walks slowly towards the exit.) Bench file... still pending.