★☆☆☆☆ (as a film) / ★★★★★ (as a reason to drink with friends)
If you demand realistic ichthyology, compelling character development, or visual effects that don’t look like a screensaver gone haywire, run away. But if you want to see a man judo-chop a giant fish, watch a helicopter get swallowed by a ripple in the water, and listen to dramatic music swell as a torpedo explodes in a digital mouth—then welcome home. mega piranha 2010
Enter our hero: Special Agent Fitch (played with unintentional gravitas by Paul Logan), a man whose biceps have their own character arc. He is teamed with a ditzy but brilliant scientist, Sarah (Tiffany), to stop the fish before they reach the Florida coastline and, presumably, Disney World. ★☆☆☆☆ (as a film) / ★★★★★ (as a