Mommy Got Boobs - Raylene 25 March 2011 Guide

Invest in a minimizer or a full-support balconette. If you are nursing, find a bra that lifts and unclips without requiring a PhD in engineering. When the girls are sitting pretty, everything else drapes better. We are moms. We fall asleep on the couch at 9:15 PM. We need clothes that look put together but feel like pajamas.

You are not “letting yourself go.” You are evolving. Mommy Got Boobs - RAYLENE 25 march 2011

Don’t cry in the fitting room because the size 4 doesn’t zip over your ribcage anymore. Buy the bigger size. Get the top tailored. Invest in a minimizer or a full-support balconette

Suddenly, the button-downs don’t button. The flowy tops make you look like a circus tent. And your pre-baby jeans? Honey, they are a distant memory. We are moms

Let’s be real for a second, ladies.

Before kids, I had a “wardrobe.” After kids? I had a collection of spit-up rags and a pair of yoga pants that lost their elastic somewhere between the diaper aisle and the fourth tantrum of the morning.

I’m Raylene, and I am done hiding in oversized cardigans. I am a mom of three, I survived the leaky phase, and I am finally leaning into the body I have now. If you have a new chest situation, a soft middle, and zero time for uncomfortable fabrics, this style guide is for you. You don’t have to dress like a nun just because you pack lunchboxes. But you also don’t need to flash the PTA president.