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-my Hunting Adventure Time Everkyun- Official

He landed on the Maw's head and bit down. His tiny, herbivorous teeth, designed for nibbling Moonberries, clamped onto the obsidian. And he pulled . He pulled not with muscle, but with emotion. Every anxious night he'd spent worrying about me. Every happy tail-wag when I returned home. Every shared laugh over a roasted nut. He poured the memory of our friendship directly into the creature's core.

Everkyun went absolutely rigid. Then he did something he'd never done before. He stepped in front of me.

And Everkyun slept for three days straight, dreaming of giant, biteable moons made of cheese. -my hunting adventure time everkyun-

"Alright, Everk," I whispered. "Echo-locate."

We were deep in the Thornveil, a section of the woods where the trees grew bone-white and the moss glowed a sickly chartreuse. My crossbow, "Grudge-Holder," was loaded with a sleep bolt dipped in Dreamroot extract. I didn't want to kill a sparkle-boar; I just needed a tusk. They grew back, like antlers. He landed on the Maw's head and bit down

I knelt down, scratching the exact spot behind his left ear that made his back leg kick. "That's why we're here, buddy. No sparkle-boar tusks, no new engine for the Sky-Sled. And no Sky-Sled means no racing in the Lumina Falls Derby."

The air in the Whispering Woods had that sharp, electric taste that only came right before a total Myto Eclipse. Everkyun, my fluffy-eared, perpetually anxious hunting partner, tugged at the hem of my leather jerkin with a shivering paw. "Kyuuu," he whimpered, his large, opalescent eyes scanning the purple gloom of the overgrowth. "Bad hum. The sparkle-boars are hiding." He pulled not with muscle, but with emotion

The Glimmer-Maw's head, a featureless shard of obsidian, turned toward us. It had no eyes, but I felt its attention like a weight. It tasted our futures. It saw me missing the shot. It saw Everkyun running away. It saw us both as nothing.

Then I saw it. But it wasn't a sparkle-boar.

It was ten feet away. Five. Everkyun leaped.