My-wife-knot-my-dog

No. Absolutely not. That dog hates me. I hate that dog. It’s the one thing we agreed on.

(quietly) I don’t want a divorce. I want a different knot. my-wife-knot-my-dog

Silence. Bruce licks Arlo’s hand.

But you untied this one.

(quietly) I’m sorry about the pillow. The peeing. my-wife-knot-my-dog

He answers.

No. Absolutely not. That dog hates me. I hate that dog. It’s the one thing we agreed on.

(quietly) I don’t want a divorce. I want a different knot.

Silence. Bruce licks Arlo’s hand.

But you untied this one.

(quietly) I’m sorry about the pillow. The peeing.

He answers.