Alright, Star Fam. Gather ‘round.
The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I strutted out like I was on Paris Fashion Week… until my left heel found a beer puddle. Did I fall? Yes. Did I turn it into a dramatic floor-crawl? Also yes. Someone threw a dollar at me. I ate it. Not the dollar—the floor. Again.
If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets to the wind, just commit. Fall like you meant it. Own the chaos.
Alright, Star Fam. Gather ‘round.
The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I strutted out like I was on Paris Fashion Week… until my left heel found a beer puddle. Did I fall? Yes. Did I turn it into a dramatic floor-crawl? Also yes. Someone threw a dollar at me. I ate it. Not the dollar—the floor. Again.
If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets to the wind, just commit. Fall like you meant it. Own the chaos.
