Within thirty seconds, the entire town square sounded like a bathtub full of terrified ducklings. Even the dogs howled. For the first time ever, the Town Meeting of Silence was a Town Meeting of Uncontrollable Laughter.
Pepito grinned. Book 2 was closed. But deep under the fountain, the Snortlepig rolled over in its sleep and whispered one last thing: Naughty Adventures Of Pepito Book 2
The next day was Señora Gonzalo’s 80th birthday. Señora Gonzalo was the strictest teacher in school. She had never smiled. Not once. Kids whispered she had a face made of used bricks. Within thirty seconds, the entire town square sounded
“Impossible,” Lola said.
It rolled back under the fountain, snoring softly, a smile on its ugly face. The mayor declared Pepito “Official Town Prankster, Level Two.” Señora Gonzalo started telling jokes in math class (they were terrible, but everyone laughed anyway). Don Ramón gave Pepito his iguana, Chaos, as a sidekick. Pepito grinned
Don Ramón handed Pepito a worn-out whoopee cushion. “This is the Cushion of Truth. To re-trap the Snortlepig, you must prank it back to sleep using the Three Rules of Prank-Fu.”