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DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.

SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”

DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.

Son stares at camera (or audience).

SON That’s not how points work.

DAVE It’s a system , Steven.

Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

SON Please no.

SON It’s a hanger.

DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength. DAVE That was a promotion

DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.

DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.”

SON That was MOM.

Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.