DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.
SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”
DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.
Son stares at camera (or audience).
SON That’s not how points work.
DAVE It’s a system , Steven.
Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
SON Please no.
SON It’s a hanger.
DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength. DAVE That was a promotion
DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.
DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.”
SON That was MOM.
Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.