Paramount Feature Presentation - 3005 Megatrill... Direct

Welcome to the year 3005. The concept of a "movie theater" has been dead for 900 years. We consume "narrative experiences" via direct neural drip (DND). We don't watch stories; we metabolize them. And yet, the data archaeologists have just unearthed something impossible.

Is it the most breathtakingly arrogant piece of media ever created? Absolutely. Paramount Feature Presentation - 3005 Megatrill...

And at the very end, in tiny, 8-bit font, it just says: Welcome to the year 3005

...I already bought the ticket. The theater (the single remaining drive-in theater orbiting Saturn) starts the show at midnight. we metabolize them. And yet

The Avatar: The Way of Water remaster (3090 cut) was 800 Megatrills.