(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.
Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver sam and cat matthew
(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights? (smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew
(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. The Matthew Maneuver (gasp) No feathers
I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.
(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!
See? He gets it.