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The eleventh player was the problem. Their scroll of ancient names had ten. Legend said the eleventh was a “shadow” — someone who had already given up kung fu. Sing knew who: his older brother, now a depressed librarian who shelved books with perfect Tai Chi form.

A washed-up Shaolin disciple must recruit the strangest team ever seen—including a 60-year-old nun and a dim sum chef who fights with frying pans—to win a street soccer tournament and save their temple from demolition.

The Eleventh Player

“Then we lose. And the bulldozers come Tuesday.”

Sing looked at the old monk, still as a statue, eyes closed. “What about the chef?” Shaolin Soccer English Subtitles Dvdrip 11

From the kitchen came a crash, a sizzle, and a flying wok that embedded itself in the wall. A stout man in an apron emerged, twirling a ladle. “Someone say tournament ?”

“You expect me to pass to a goalkeeper who meditates instead of blocking shots?” asked Sing, the team’s reluctant striker. The eleventh player was the problem

“He’s not meditating,” replied Mui, their master’s daughter. “He’s calculating the spin of the ball using the I Ching . He hasn’t missed a save in eleven years.”

“He won’t come,” Sing said.