Shimeji Jojo -

Does it slow down your computer? Occasionally. Does it distract you from work? Constantly. Is it hilarious to see DIO stop time (by freezing your mouse) just as your boss walks by?

Yes, I’m talking about .

For the uninitiated, a Shimeji is a desktop buddy application. You download a file, run a little .jar or .exe, and suddenly a character from your favorite show is living rent-free on your taskbar. shimeji jojo

Just don’t blame me when you wake up at 3 AM to the sound of “WRYYYYYY” coming from your laptop speakers. Does it slow down your computer

And if you have a specific taste for posing, menacing auras, and Japanese punk fashion, then there is only one true king of this desktop pet chaos: . Constantly

The sound files (if you get the modded versions) are legendary. Nothing breaks the tension of a work email like a tiny chibi Jotaro walking across the screen and muttering “Yare yare daze…” before dropping your recycling bin into the bottomless pit of the taskbar. The Holy Grail: The "Pets" Mod If you search for "Shimeji JoJo," you will eventually stumble upon the famous JoJo’s Bizarre Shimeji Pack (often credited to artists like Mikubun or various DeviantArt creators).