The Golden Girls - | Season 4

(shuffling in, pointing a spatula): You ran out of hairspray again, didn’t you? Your hair is down to a level 3 hurricane volume.

The money I was saving to have a young Pablo Escobar airbrushed onto a velvet painting.

(instantly purring): An appraiser? Well, Doctor, you can appraise my etchings any time.

Here’s my hurricane lamp fund.

My bingo winnings.

The club is cheesy. Red velvet, a three-piece band playing “Feelings.” BLANCHE is wearing the fake necklace. JULIAN is supposed to meet them there to take it.

(sweating): She’s a crazy old lady!

Rose, the Sicilian Squirrel died in 1972. He choked on a Cracker Jack prize he’d been hiding in his cheek for twenty years.

Miss Devereaux? Interpol. We’ll be taking the necklace.

To George. A liar, but a stylish one.

(into the mic, echoing): THIS MAN IS A PHONY! He’s not an appraiser! He’s “Fast Eddie” Fenchurch, a con artist from Fort Lauderdale! I recognized his face from a 1973 episode of To Catch a Predator: Antiques Roadshow Edition !

Or he’ll think “liability” and call his insurance agent.