Tropic Thunder -2008- -unrated Director--s Cut-... Online

“Great news, you talentless wonders. The director’s cut just streamed 40 million minutes. They want a sequel. And this time…” He grins. “We’re shooting in .”

“They forgot me here. The director’s cut never ends. Send… craft services…” Tropic Thunder -2008- -Unrated Director--s Cut-...

We are on a . The entire jungle was a set. The cast is standing around, exhausted. Kirk Lazarus is out of character, talking to a therapist (played by Paul Thomas Anderson , uncredited). Tugg Speedman is crying into a Booty Sweat can. “Great news, you talentless wonders

While hiding in a mud pit, Kirk Lazarus breaks character to ask Tugg: “Wait. Are we… are we in a comedy?” Tugg replies, “No, man. This is a gritty period drama.” A subtitle appears on screen: It is neither. Another subtitle: But the mine is real. And this time…” He grins

No animals were harmed. Several actors’ egos were. This film is dedicated to the real simple jacks of Hollywood: the script supervisors.